First performed at the Yale School of Drama on November 11, 2005.
Gretchen Black – 17, Most popular girl in school. Corena Chase
Badger Biers – 17, Gretchen’s boyfriend. Allen Read
Most popular boy in school. Captain of the football team.
Costen Lyons – 18, Badger’s best friend. Jacob Knoll
Richest boy in school.
Libby Sunday – 17, Gretchen’s new best friend. Alexis McGuinness
Hoyt’s ex-girlfriend. Valedictorian. On scholarship.
Hoyt Monroe – 18, Tortured teenage artist. Richard Gallagher
Laurel Buchanan – 16, Hoyt’s best friend. President Bridget Jones
of the drama club. Costen’s second cousin.
Honey – 15, Stage manager in the drama club. Nerd. Lauren Worsham
Donnie – 17, Actor in the drama club. Ronnie’s best friend. Alexander Rubin
Ronnie – 17, Actor in the drama club. Donnie’s best friend. Paul Spera
Roy/Rose White – 16, New girl. This is a boy’s part. Blake Hackler
Director: Nick Avila
Set Design: Sara Clement
Costume Design: Mike Floyd
Lighting Design: Bryan Keller
Sound Design: Sharath Patel
Dramaturgy: Rachel Rusch
Stage Manager: Adam Ganderson
Publication: Treem, Sara. Mirror Mirror. Samuel French, 2010. Drama General Stacks PS3620.R442 M57 2010.
Setting: A private high school in the South. A gym. An auditorium. A bathroom. Fall, present day.
(considers that) No, not in the same way. Bodies heal. Babies can be aborted. But reputations? That shit never goes away. Your children’s children pay for that. (beat) So did you get a look?
Genre/Style: Dramatic comedy
Plot: A year ago Roy disappeared. This homecoming, his sister’s boyfriend, the captain of the football team, is about to propose to her even though he’s hiding a secret. When a mysterious girl appears, Roy disguised as Rose, the insular world of a private high school in the South is turned upside down. Loosely based on Snow White, the play feels like a darker version of your typical teen drama with some mystical moments.
Representative Monologues: Monologues contain the first few lines and the last few lines; please consult the published text for the monologue in its entirety.
p.9: Gretchen talks to the bathroom mirror during homecoming after having seen something disturbing in it. (long monologue)
Don’t you pull that shit with me. I will break you.
When I was a child I had a beautiful mirror. Gilded and very old. It was my great grandmother’s mirror. Brought over from Vienna on a first class steamer. The mirror hung in the grand hallway. I cleaned it incessantly. Every time I passed it.
What do you supposed I did? I broke the mirror. Smashed it in, late one night, with the heel of my shoe. Then I picked up the shattered pieces of glass and sewed them into my skin. And from that day forth, I’ve carried them with me wherever I go. And everyone everywhere always asks me about my skin. They want to know what makes it shimmer so.
(GRETCHEN looks down at her feet. She smirks at the mirror.)
(a threat) What do you think of my shoes? Are the heels too high?
p.48: Honey tries to explain to Rose (who is Roy in disguise) what it was about Roy that she loved.
No. It was something else. He went around smiling at people—indiscriminately and for no good reason. Like w were all children again. It freaked a lot of people out. [Lines cut] And Badger Biers sort of smiled back. It was the most incredible thing I’ve ever seen. I went home and wrote twelve pages about it in my journal. If Roy hadn’t gotten sick I would have asked him to Homecoming.
p.53–54: Hoyt gives his reasons for why he believes love is a disease. (very long monologue)
This has nothing to do with Libby. Love is a disease. It’s chemical. They’ve proven it. It’s just hormones. That stimulate euphoria. In this one tiny section of the brain. The same tiny section that lights up when people snort coke.[Lines cut] And thus he perpetuates the ultimate cosmic joke. That love makes life worth living. Which we all read. And believe. Because we’re children and stupid. And then we grow up and fall into the exact same trap. And spend the remainder of our lives in perpetual rehab with the rest of humanity.
p.67: Libby riffs on her anorexia and her intelligence.
I can honestly believe whatever I want, Hoyt. You have no idea how powerful I actually am. I can stay up for three days straight on nothing but whipped cream, coffee and suger-free jello. Do you know how many calories that is, Hoyt? [Lines cut] And I can think about food almost every moment of every day so can you imagine how much more I would know if I never had to eat again? No, of course you can’t. Because you’re not nearly as smart as me.
Representative Scenes: Scenes contain the first person’s lines and the last person’s lines; please consult the published text for the scene in its entirety.
p. 15–19: Libby finds Gretchen in the bathroom during homecoming. Libby’s wearing one of Gretchen’s hand-me-down dresses; Gretchen wants it back. In the end, she leaves Libby in the bathroom in her bra and underwear. Starts with
Gretchen! There you are. What’s that smell?
and ends with
Grow up. Wear a thong.
p.27–29: Honey meets Rose for the first time and reveals what happened to Roy, who is disguised as Rose. Starts with
One two three. One two three. One two three.
and ends with
I’m sorry Rose, you seem really nice and all but you’ve got a mouth as dirty as a sailor and it makes me kind of uncomfortable—being a dweeb and all—so I’m gonna go now.
p.66–68: Hoyt confronts Libby about her anorexia and confesses that he still loves her even though she’s now dating Costen. Starts with
Is she crazy?
and ends with
I like being light, Hoyt. I want to be lighter. I want to be so light I could step into the air if I were ever in trouble and fly away.
p.69–73: Roy confronts Badger in the Boys Locker Room and tries to get Badger to admit that he loves him and wants to be with him as a gay man instead of marrying his sister, Gretchen, and living a lie. Starts with
Maggot, maggots, maggots.
and ends with
My locker is number 27 if you need some clothes. Please—don’t follow me.