Originally produced in New York City, April 23, 2006.
Beth (late 30s to early 40s) Colleen Werthmann
Edna (23) Laura Heisler
Wilson (late 20s) Thomas Sadoski
Buddy (late 20s to early 30s) Ian Brennan
Drake/Jake/Blake (20s) Brian Henderson
Director: Evan Cabnet
Set Design: Lauren Helpern
Costume Design: Jessica Wegener
Lighting Design: Tyler Micoleau
Sound Design: Drew Levy
Prop Design: Faye Armon
Stage Manager: Hannah Cohen
Publication: Meriwether, Elizabeth. Mistakes Madeline Made. Dramatists Play Service, 2006. Drama Library PS3613.E756 M57 2006.
Setting: A basement office in an apartment building in uptown Manhattan, the year 2006.
Right. We’re not just buying duplicate sneakers, we’re George’s first line of defense against the whole world! We get in there, we get our hands dirty, we get things done, we buy sneakers, we buy toothpaste, we make sure nothing bad can ever happen to this family. Every day. And I don’t know about you, but I think that’s what life is all about.
Plot: Edna, a recent college graduate, works in a basement office as part of a team of personal assistants to a very wealthy family. Edna, dealing with the death of her brother, a journalist who died reporting in the Middle East, develops Ablutophobia, the fear of bathing. Although the play flirts with ideas such as the personal becoming the political, complacency in the face of crises, at its heart, it’s really just about a young person trying to make her way in the grown-up world and works best when it tackles that idea without any philosophical or political overlays. It wants to be a play about Big Ideas, but the structure and the story can’t support the weight of those ideas. The play also would have worked better without the parade of New York writers Edna sleeps with, who are instantly forgettable.
Representative Monologues: Monologues contain the first few lines and the last few lines; please consult the published text for the monologue in its entirety.
p.22–23: Wilson tells Edna about his dissertation. Edna’s lines can be cut.
Leibniz’s perceptual monads. The definition of the soul. Tiny bubbles of soul. (Revving up his engine.) Vrrrooooo… (In a funny mechanical voice.) The soul is the tiniest place that is capable of memory—the soul is any tiny space where multiple moments of time can exist at once. (He snorts.) NEERRRD
[Lines cut] This is the nature of our power—just by ignoring it, we can kill it… Ffff! Dead… So what do we choose to forget? (A moment.) I don’t know. I don’t have a thesis.
p.24–25: Buddy, Edna’s brother, has taken up residence in her bathtub after returning to the US from a trip to the Middle East where he reported on the conflict. Edna’s lines can be cut. Long monologue.
I can’t stay here and have all these little conversations—these little topics, here’s what I think and my ceiling’s been leaking, and what do I want and I love my new cell phone and that’s a picture of my dog, and everyone loves my dog, and do you want to see more pictures of my dog and these little conversations I have to have—I want to kill secretaries. It’s normal. It’s normal, after your first big trip it just takes some time to readjust.
[Lines cut] I know the sound she’d make. And he hits her again and she’s laughing because she loves Derek Jeter, and he hits her again, and blood’s coming out of her mouth, and I opened the kitchen drawer. And then I closed it. And then I started yelling. I think I started yelling. And I came here. Because I was yelling. I think I was… yelling.
p. 7–9: Beth makes Edna write an email apology to Judith, their employer, because Judith believes Edna didn’t make double-sided copies for her the day before. Beth also instructs Edna in the proper procedure for making George’s after school snack. Wilson’s line can be cut. Starts with
Don’t there seem to be a lot of car bombs? Maybe they should put all the cars in a parking garage instead of leaving them on the street? Or. I don’t know. I’m no expert. God, what a mess.
and ends with
Right, right. I’m going to say something: I don’t think you’re ready for snack time yet. But we’re gonna get there and I’m going to make sure we do. ‘Nuff said.
p. 20–22: Edna and Wilson confess their hatred of Beth and destroy handfuls of handiwipes which leads Wilson to tell Edna a story about a woman he met on an airplane whose nephew was in the Armenian army and wanted her to send him handiwipes. Starts with
Tweet, tweet! (Wilson runs in. Edna is caught with piles of handiwipes in her fists.)
and ends with
Yeah, I have that.
p. 23–25: Edna confronts Buddy about his Ablutophobia and he tells her why he’s been staying in her bathtub. Starts with
Look at us! We’re a country of babies and secretaries–
and ends with
Select Bibliography of Reviews and Criticism: (Note: article title links are to the online versions, mostly UW-only restricted unless designated as open access.)
Gates, A. (2006, Nov 12). Young heroines, at work and at play. New York Times, pp.CT11.
MacDonald, S. (2008, Aug 07). A polished glimpse of life’s dirty details. Boston Globe, pp.D7.
Metz, N. (2012, Oct 11). Neo-futurists’ ’44 plays’ connects presidents; uneven ‘mistakes madeline made’. McClatchy — Tribune Business News.
Sanchez, A. (2008, Oct 05). ‘Madeline’ decries complacency. Albuquerque Journal, pp.F3.
Zinoman, J. (2006, Apr 25). Romance finds the lovable weirdo. New York Times, pp.E5.